Goat Simulator

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville Become the Queen of Goat Ville 30

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout! Win the title bout! 15

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge Thrash the Goathenge 30

Angel Goat

Do no evil Do no evil 15

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death Hit the party with the Boulder of Death 15

Demogoat

Have 10 gas canisters explode at the same time Have 10 gas canisters explode at the same time 30

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell 30

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue 30

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue 15

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert Hold your own concert 15

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space! Travel to space! 100

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat I'm sorry about my goat 15

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck Why did you step in that? Yuck 15

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtle Fight the turtle 15

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again 15

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider Lick the Hanging Glider 90

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom Everything the light touches is your kingdom 15

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator 30

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds 30

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items 30

Around the World in 5 Jumps

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once 30

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville! Find all the trophies in Goat Ville! 30

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests Finish all manual quests 30

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat Score 10 points in Flappy Goat 30

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back Go on the catapult with a rider on your back 30

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec Ride a bike for 60 sec 90

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks Find all the blocks 90

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached 30

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats Buy all hats 30

I freaking love goats

Find all collectibles on level 2 Find all collectibles on level 2 30

The Goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game Craft all the weapons in one game 30

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game Craft all items in one game 15

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days Survive 10 days 30

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible 15

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game Clear 25 survival quests in one game 15

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool 30

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun Kill 7 zombies with one minifun 30

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive 30

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb 15

Boat Ride

Enjoy your trip Enjoy your trip 15

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir Baa with the choir 100

Excaligoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator 15

Jörgen

Jörgen Jörgen 15

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level. Find all the trophies on the MMO Level. 15

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator Unlock the mermaid mutator 15

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad Jump on the launchpad 90

Not Again

Get deviously trapped again Get deviously trapped again 15

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? 30

The Charter Trip

Visit all zones on the MMO level Visit all zones on the MMO level 30

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room Trash the server room 30

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator Unlock the wheel of time mutator 30

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game 30

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game Eat 50 food items in one game 30

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute Paraglide in the air for 1 minute 30

Big in Japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet Beat the whiplash course without getting wet 30

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt. Do a lot of hurt. With your butt. 90

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator Unlock the gravity goat mutator 90

Steal the Show

Do a card trick at the magician Do a card trick at the magician 30

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to. It never erupts when you want it to. 30

I am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes 30

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level. Find all the trophies on the Payday Level. 15

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job. Just finish that one LAST job. 15

What's the Count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table. Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table. 15

GoatBall

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert. Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert. 15

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies. Gather the crew for some drive-in movies. 15

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede. Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede. 15

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building. Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building. 15

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars. Enable the hydraulic cars. 15

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky. Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky. 15

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once Wear 30 masks at once 15

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive. Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive. 15

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song. Listen to the whole pan flute song. 15

Le Voyage Dans la Lune

A Trip to the Moon. A Trip to the Moon. 15

Bacon Marauder

Shoot Down 30 Police Ships Shoot Down 30 Police Ships 15

Be Not Afreight

Destroy All Freighters Destroy All Freighters 15

I Wanna Be A Baahlionaire

Gather $1000000 Gather $1000000 15

IT'S WORKING!

Run Wild With The Podrunner Run Wild With The Podrunner 15

My Little Brony

Find All The Pony Horses Find All The Pony Horses 15

NERD!

Find All Collectibles Find All Collectibles 15

Timey Wimey

Visit The Badehaus Visit The Badehaus 15

Testaholic

Complete Test Chambers Complete Test Chambers 15

The World Is Your Canvas

Tag 10 Walls Tag 10 Walls 15

Use The Sword, Goat

Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat 15

The Alien Or The Egg?

Headbutt All Alien Eggs Headbutt All Alien Eggs 15

Ruler Of the Seven Skies

Blow Up All Pirate Ships Blow Up All Pirate Ships 15