Steal a life from a buddy, he doesn't need it.You stole a life! That's like murder.5
Stick That In Your Archive
Complete the game in single player mode.Now what?30
Master Collector
Collect all the Matt Hazard Game Boxes throughout the game.You have collected all the Matt Hazard Game Boxes! I bet you still collect molds and fungi too.25
My Buddy and Me
Complete the game in Co-op mode.You have a buddy who helped you beat the game. Remember this moment together.15
Half Way There
Complete half the game.Half way there, come on, you can do it!10
Score!
Reach 500,000 points.Score! You have reached 500,000.25
Come On Down!
Collect all the pachinko coins in the game.Pachinko parlors are calling your name.30
Houston, we have Perfection
Take no damage to the Landing Pod and land perfectly on the landing pad.That was a perfect landing, and the ship has no damage. Congratulations!20
Its Aboot Time
Complete "Oh. Canada." in 12 minutes.You Completed "Oh. Canada." in 12 minutes without skates.10
Lights Out
Defeat "Old Berney" without losing a life.Remind me not to take you to the Outer Banks of North Carolina.10
Smooth Sailing
Complete "The Hate Boat" without using a continue.You completed "The Hate Boat" without using a continue. That was smooth sailing.10
With Honor
Melee 10 Samurai in "Well FU too"You mean you have to use your hands?10
