South Park™: TSOT

New Kid On The Block

Join the KKK. You have joined the KKK. 15

First Day in South Park

Spend one day in South Park. You completed your first day in South Park. 15

KKK Hero

Defeat Kyle in battle. You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle. 30

Elven Hero

Defeat Cartman in battle. You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle. 30

Nonconformist

Befriend the Goths, just like everyone else playing this game. You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game. 15

Gingivitis

Let Gingers bite you 3 times without blocking. Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking. 15

Day Walker

Defeat the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles. You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles. 15

Made This for You

Fling a turd that you created at an enemy in combat. You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy. 15

Inside Joke

Summon Mr. Slave while in Mr. Slave's colon. While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave. 15

Are We Cool?

Find Jesus while playing as a Jew. You found Jesus while playing as a Jew. 15

Parkeologist

Open all garages in South Park. You opened all of the garages in South Park. 15

For the Hoarder

Sell nothing the entire game. You completed the game without selling any items. 15

Face Hoff

Defeat Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff. You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff. 15

Truth to Power

Fart on the Mayor, Father Maxi, Principal Vic, & Prime Minister. You farted on four major authority figures. 15

Irritable Bowels

Shit your pants during a boss battle. You shat your pants during a boss battle. 15

Acceptance

Name yourself Douchebag. You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself. 15

Dog Whistle

Fart on a canine enemy while in Gnome form. You've farted on a dog while in gnome form. 15

Dragon Wrath

Hit 3 enemies with a single fart outside of combat. You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle. 15

Two Girls, One Stick

Defeat Princess Kenny while in your Makeover disguise. You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise. 15

Just Saying Hi

Fart on each available buddy in the game. You've farted on every buddy in the game. 15

Re-Buttal

Interrupt 5 channel attacks with a fart. You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart. 15

Heisenberg

Defeat the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and the bald cap. You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap. 15

Outpatient

Defeat Kenny while sick with Dire AIDS. You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS. 15

Perverted

Watch your parents have sex for 60 seconds. You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds. 15

Shutout

Successfully block every enemy attack in a single, non-tutorial battle. You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle. 15

Stay Down

Fart on 10 enemies in the world when they're knocked out. You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out. 15

Avenger

Defeat at least 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy is unconscious. You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out. 15

No Child Left Behind

Complete the game without ever ending a combat with a buddy knocked out. You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out. 15