Play fetch with your dog, or see another Hero's dog play.You, or your friend, played fetch with the dog. That little fellow just loves to play.5
The Archaeologist
Dig up something the dog has discovered, or see another Hero do so.You, or a friend, excavated a site discovered by the dog and found something.5
The Dog Trainer
Teach your dog a trick, or see another Hero's dog learn one.Your dog, or another Hero's, has one more trick in his repertoire.5
The Persuader
Convince a villager to give you a present, or see another Hero do so.You, or a friend, convinced someone to hand over a present.5
The Show-off
Impress a villager with a perfect expression, or see another Hero do so.You, or a friend, performed a perfect expression and impressed a villager. Heroes are such a posers.5
The Romantic
Take a villager on a perfect date, or tag along to one. Location and expressions are all-important.You, or a friend, organised the perfect date. Let's hope it was worth the trouble.10
The Spouse
Marry a villager, or attend the wedding of another Hero.You, or a friend, got married! You don't remember the wedding night? You were probably drunk.10
The Parent
Have a child, or be there for the birth of another Hero's child.You, or a friend, have contributed to the population of Albion.10
The Hunter
Kill a sweet, innocent, fluffy bunny rabbit (remember, safety's off!)So, proud of yourself? Big brave hunter killed an innocent rabbit? How do you sleep at night?5
The Gargoyle
Find the gargoyles' legendary treasure.You uncovered the gargoyles' treasure. The cheeky rocks have mocked you for the last time.25
The Chicken Kicker
Kick a chicken a good distance, or see one getting kicked.You, or a friend, kicked a poor, defenceless chicken. Good thing they have reinforced feathers.5
The Cliff Diver
Cliff dive 500 feet, or see another Hero do so.You, or a friend, plunged an incredible 500 feet off a cliff. Heights hold no fears for Heroes.5
The Workhorse
A Hero must achieve a high-enough chain while performing a job.There is nothing more fulfilling than doing one's job well!10
The Hero of Many Names
Change your Hero's title, or see another Hero change theirs.You, or a friend, changed titles. We still know who you really are. No one hides from us.5
The Teaser
Make bandits respond to expressions with fear, anger, mirth, and confusion... during combat!Bandits deserve having their minds messed with, and it's also jolly good fun!5
The Property Magnate
A property must be sold for twice the price it was bought for.A property was sold for twice its original value. Now that's good business.10
The Rogue
Steal something undetected from a building while there are people nearby, or see another Hero do so.You, or a friend, managed to steal something from a house while people stood nearby.5
The Illustrated Hero
Tattoo every part of your Hero's body, or see another Hero do so.Tattoos are forever. Just like this achievement.5
The Executioner
Sacrifice ten people in the Temple of Shadows, or see another Hero do so.Are achievements really worth the lives of so many innocents? Probably.10
The Gambler
A Hero must win 500 gold at a pub game in one sitting, having tried each game type at least once.A Hero won 500 gold at a tavern game in one sitting. Time for more gambling!10
The Bigamist
Get married a second time, whilst already married, or attend the second wedding of another Hero.Marriage is so great, one might as well do it twice!10
The Swinger
Take part in a debauched bedroom party with several participants.You went to bed with more than one person and... Well, why do you think we blacked out the screen?5
The Pied Piper
Start a party where at least five villagers are dancing, or see another Hero do so.You, or a friend, threw a really swinging party. No one spreads joy like a Hero.10
The Party Animal
Get five villagers drunk in under three minutes, or see another Hero do so.You, or a friend, spread the joy (and pain) of intoxication to five people in under three minutes.10
The Menace To Society
Commit an act of public indecency, or see another Hero commit one.You, or a friend, committed an act of public indecency. Oh, the shame of it.5
The Black Knight
Shoot the weapons from a hollow man's hands, blow off his head and then kill him for good!You have turned hollow man-killing into an artform. Turns out it wasn't a flesh wound.10
The Duellist
String together a full-speed chain attack, or see another Hero do so.You, or a friend, have mastered the chain attack. Lightning-quick strikes are almost unstoppable.10
The Sharpshooter
Hit three enemies with one shot, or see another Hero do so.You, or a friend, hit three targets with one shot. Reaver himself would be envious.10
The Archmage
A Hero must kill five human enemies with one spell.Five human enemies were killed with one magnificent spell.10
The Ruler of Albion
Amass a 2.5 million gold real estate empire, or be there when another Hero does.There is no richer Hero in the whole of Albion!100
The Hoarder
Collect every silver key, or see another Hero do so.You, or a friend, found every single silver key in Albion. Some would call you obsessive. Not us.25
The Goth
A Hero must dye their hair black, and wear a black outfit and black makeup.Everybody knows black is the coolest colour.5
The Completionist
Get all expressions, pet tricks and abilities, or see another Hero do so.You, or a friend, have gathered every expression, pet trick and ability available. Such dedication.50
The Paragon
Reach 100% good or evil, or see another Hero do so.You, or a friend, have taken morality to its utmost extreme. Neutral Heroes are so boring.15
The Extremist
Reach 100% purity or corruption, or see another Hero do so.You, or a friend, have taken purity or corruption to its utmost extreme.15
The Celebrity
Reach 50,000 renown, or see another Hero do so.You, or a friend, are the most famous person in Albion. Heroes deserve to be celebrities!50
The Artisan
Succeed at one job to Level 5, or see another Hero do so.You, or a friend, showed what it takes to be a model employee.10
The Dollcatcher
Collect all the Hero dolls, or see another Hero collect them.You, or a friend, collected all the Hero dolls. Shame you can't auction them off now.10
The Muse
Inspire the Bard to compose songs celebrating your great deeds.The whole of Albion has heard the songs you've commissioned about yourself. Show-off.5
The Companions
Perform a perfect co-op expression.You performed a perfect co-op expression. Isn't it nice playing together?10
The Double Threat
Get a co-op combat bonus.You achieved a co-op combat bonus.10
The Philanthropist
Send a gift to an Xbox LIVE friend, or watch another Hero send one.A gift was sent to an Xbox LIVE friend. Aren't Heroes nice people?10
The Whippersnapper
A child Hero must collect five gold pieces.A child Hero collected five gold pieces for a fateful purpose.25
The New Hero
The terror of Bower Lake must be defeated.Thag the Impatient has been defeated. Albion has a new Hero.50
The Hero of Strength
Complete The Hero of Strength.You were there when the Hero of Strength was recruited.100
The Hero of Will
Complete The Hero of Will.You were there when the Hero of Will was recruited.100
The Hero of Skill
Complete The Hero of Skill.You were there when the Hero of Skill was recruited.100
The Sacrifice
A Hero must choose 'The Needs of the Many'.The Needs of the Many' has sacrificed loved ones so that many more will live.25
The Family
A Hero must choose 'The Needs of The Few'.The Needs of The Few' has condemned thousands to death so that loved ones might live.25
The Egomaniac
A Hero must choose 'The Needs of the One'.The Needs of the One' has condemned thousands to death for nothing but gold.25
The Collector
Acquire all the mystery items in The Box of Secrets shop, or see another Hero do so.Thanks to heroic trading skills, every mystery item in The Box of Secrets has been uncovered.25
The Meteorologist
Bring all of Knothole Island’s weather problems under control, or help another Hero to do so.You, or a friend, recovered all the totems in Knothole Island and reactivated the Weather Chamber.50
The Bibliophile
Find all the books detailing the history of Knothole Island, or help another Hero to do so.You, or another Hero, have recovered the lost lore of Knothole Island.25
The Nutcracker
Score 25 groin shots, or see another Hero do so. Heroes are the harbingers of injuries both painful and comedic. Which explains the 25 groin shots.10
The Paramour
Make love 25 times, or see another Hero do so. Being a Hero isn't just about quests, it's about spreading the love. A lot of love.10
The Concierge
Open all the Demon Doors in Albion, or see another Hero do so.All the Demon Doors in Albion have been opened. No wonder there’s an unnatural draught.30
The Visionary
Take a look into the future, or see another Hero do so.You have seen what is to come. But will you be ready for the future when it arrives?50
The Con Artist
Find all 10 of Murgo's statuettes, or see another Hero do so.You, or a friend, managed to find all of Murgo's statuettes. A career in swindling beckons.25
The Howler
Scare five people while dressed as a balverine, or see another Hero do so.A balverine Hero scared five innocent bystanders. How were they to know it was just a costume?10
The Ghastly Jester
Make five people laugh while dressed as a hobbe, or see another Hero do so.Nothing makes people laugh more than hobbes dressed as heroes. Except Heroes dressed as hobbes.10
The Repugnant
Disgust five people while dressed as a hollow man, or see another Hero do so.You, or a friend, brought a wave of nausea to five poor people. It was probably fake rotting flesh.10
The Gladiator
Score a total high score of 20,000 points or more in the Colosseum, or see another Hero do so.20,000 Colosseum points! Few have attained such a landmark. Less than a million, probably.30
The Multiplicator
Achieve a multiplier of 10 or more in the Colosseum, or see another Hero do so.You, or a friend, reached an impressive multiplier of 10 in the intimidating Colosseum.20
The Combatant
Defeat the necromancer in the Colosseum, or see another Hero do so.The Colosseum's resident necromancer stood little chance against such a Hero.20
The Fowl Player
Dress as a chicken and kick five chickens during the Colosseum battles, or see another Hero do so.A Hero dressed as a chicken and proceeded to kick many of its own kind. We're sickened.10
The Colourist
Collect the dyes hidden in Murgo's magical items, or see another Hero do so.You, or a friend, managed to collect all the special dyes secreted in other worlds.15
