Eat Lead

It's HAZARD TIME!

Start your first game. "Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. -- Sincerely, Matt Hazard" 15

Take 5.

Pause the game for the first time. Pause the game. "Hey...come back here and play!" 5

Straight-A Student

Complete all of the in-game tutorials. Complete all of the in-game tutorials. "Like I had any choice..." 10

Hands-On Approach

Defeat an enemy using melee combat. Defeat an enemy using melee combat. "I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!" 10

Eat FIST!

Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. "In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife." 25

Feeling Punchy

Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat. Get 5 melee kills in a row. "Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying." 30

Headache

Score 20 headshots. Score 20 headshots. "A shot in the head is worth two in the chest." 10

Migraine

Score 50 headshots. Score 50 headshots. "That's using your head!" 20

Head of the Class

Score 100 headshots. Score 100 headshots. "Don't lose your head! Oh...too late." 30

Better than One

Score two headshots with one bullet. Score two headshots with one bullet. "Eat lead...both of you!" 25

Plink

Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol. Get 50 Hazard pistol kills. "Frag you." 10

Pull!

Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun. Get 50 Shotgun kills. "That was a blast!" 10

Auto Dealer

Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun. Get 50 SMG kills. "You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?" 10

Russian Attack

Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47. Get 50 AK-47 kills. "They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun." 10

Peekaboo...I Shot You!

Kill 50 enemies with the sniper rifle. Get 50 Sniper Rifle kills. "Zoom, pow! Right to the moon." 10

Blind Luck

Kill 25 enemies using blind fire. Kill 25 enemies using blind fire. "Sorry. Didn't see you standing there." 15

Second Amendment

Kill at least one enemy with every available gun. Get a kill with every available gun. "The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..." 10

Say "No" to Pots

Shoot 30 potted plants. Shoot 30 potted plants. "Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!" 5

Fire Hazard

Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers. Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers. "Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore." 20

Uncovered

Destroy 20 destructible cover objects. Destroy 20 cover objects. "I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!" 20

Boom.

Blow up 50 explosive objects. Blow up 50 explosive objects. "Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?" 20

No Pain, No Gain

Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you. Kill an enemy with an explosive and take damage. "It'll hurt me more than it hurts...never mind." 10

Maxx Karnage

Collect 20 Hazard pickups. Collect 20 Hazard pickups. "Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name." 20

Shield Master

Collect 20 Master Shield pickups. Collect 20 Master Shields. "It's not like I was afraid of dying...I just wanted the achievement!" 20

Just a Flesh Wound

Complete a level without dying. Beat a level without dying. "Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them." 40

Hazard Avoider

Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting. Beat the game on Minor Hazard. "Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'" 10

Pseudo-Hazard

Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting. Beat game on Major Hazard. "Well...at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy...'" 20

Hazard Master

Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting. Beat game on Maximum Hazard. "You've done this before, haven't you?" 40

Multiplayer Master!

"What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the achievement back NOW...." 30

...Where Credit is Due

Watch the credits from beginning to end. Watch the credits. "Hey...aren't they the guys who made that cool noir detective game?" 60

Disco is Dead

Defeat Sonny Tang. "Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!" 20

Stung

Defeat Sting Sniperscope. "Your present ends now." 10

Head Cheese

Kill all butcher shop enemies with headshots. "You're not PAYING for ammo. Feel free to use more." 10

Meat Your Maker

Blast all hanging beef. "Udder destruction? Steaking a claim? Beating your...I can go on all day." 10

Draw

Get 50 Dual-Wield Six-Shooter kills. "Now all we need is the spaghetti..." 10

Bedlam Basher

Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack. "Good for you. Coward." 5

Dances with Guns

Don't let any dance bots die in Level 2. "Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?" 10

Russian to the Finish

Defeat General Neutronov. "From Hazard, With Love." 20

Deja-Vu

Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3. "Your present ends now. Again." 20

Death Hazard

Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills. "Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?" 20

Housing Crisis

Escape from Dexter's mansion. "I gotta get me a house like THAT!" 10

Pure Energy

Get 50 Energy Pistol kills. "Blaster? I hardly know 'er!" 10

Well, I Heard them Scream

Get 50 Plasma Rifle kills. "Plasma rifles. They're not just for Space Marines anymore." 10

Tramm Ride

Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm. "One-two shot right to the tentacles." 40

Your Turn

Defeat Altos Tratus. "Forecast for the next level: no more clouds." 20

Talk!

"What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the achievement." 10

Deja-Vu (All Over Again)

Defeat Sting Sniperscore yet AGAIN in Level 7. "I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!!" 30

Observe the Grenade

Kill three Testers with one grenade launcher shot. "Test the grenades: check!" 15

Beat the Snot out of Wellesley

Defeat Wally Wellesley. "Like I said..." 50

Meet Quentin.

Meet Quentin. "DUDE!!!!!" 100